Whaddup, it's me again! I think I'm going to start getting back into this thing. Will it last? Who knows but I have three posts in me head already so let's go from there. Here's what I've learned from my first half of first year:
1 Aldi is the best part of the week
2 Everyone is an alcoholic!
3 The north / south divide is real
4 From the Midlands? Yeah we have to choose one or the other (no matter how geographically impossible)
5 Netflix on 'in the background' does not exist, as you realise two hours later that you've only written one and a half sentences but managed to watch three episodes of Prison Break
6 Be prepared to remember a shitload of names
7 Super noodles are a food group
8 Food thievery is a real problem and whoever the fuck it is holds no prisoners
9 Number eight was a touchy subject
10 The term 'windmilling' has taken on a whole new, graphic meaning
11 Uni actually involves a load of work
12 You would be surprised by the ninja moves you are capable of when the club promoters appear on campus
13 No one cares what you look like (especially when you roll up for 9am lectures)
14 Urban Outfitters and Topshop are a thing of the past
15 The thought of getting up at 8am five days a week ever again is inconceivable
16 Girls' kitchens are so much more disgusting than boys' kitchens
17 You will become an expert procrastinator (and consequently will have navigatated every deep dark corner of YouTube)
18 Sacrificing food for alcohol is smart economics, not a first class ticket to Alcoholics Anonymous
19 Say YES to everything